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Childbirth!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    > >SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH? Due to a power outage, only one
    > > >paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the
    > >paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high
    > >
    > > >over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very
    > >diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. The mommy pushed and pushed,
    > >
    > > >and after a little while Conner was born. The paramedic lifted him by
    > >his
    > > >little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Conner began to cry. The
    > >paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
    > >3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen
    > >
    > > >quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
    > >place;
    > > >smack his butt again.
     
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