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Chinee Foo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by google, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. google

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    Ok, so the chinese food (chinee foo) delivery guy came to my work today. While waiting for the person that ordered the food, he used the rest room. After a min, he came running out screaming that "eh broke eh broke.... wata wata broken!!!" It turns out the guy has never seen the faucets that turn off automaticly. He kept pushin them trying to make them stop. He couldn't understand me that it was ok. I put my arms in the air like I was going to do magic and threw my arms in the direction of the faucets. They turned off and he was amazed. Just kinda looked at me with a wide eyed look and walked away. I know this isn't all chinese people, but this one was sure funny. Made my day!! :grin:
     
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    HA!!!... I ordered food from the same place. The guy came back with my food and I gave him a $20. He counted out change and I gave him back a $5 and asked for $1 (needed money for soda machine) He gladly gave me the $1 and tanked me for the tip. I lifted up my food and there was the $20 I gave him..... I yelled after him and he came running back. I gave him the $20 back and he WOOPED!!! and bowed at me. The bowing I can take. I've been around it many times before. But that high pitched WOOP just made me lose it!! I like that guy. I wonder if he acts that way to keep crazy americans calling for him to deliver food.
     
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    lol I would have been on the floor laughing :grin:
     
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    I love those guys. We have a Chinese place semi close and all the people who work there are very respectful and kind. I leave them tips in goofy ways. Origami and such. They get confused sometimes.
     
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    Wouldn't you? Sounds like more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: man your killing me. :laugh:
     
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    fa ra ra ra ,ra ra ra ra.no no fala lala la,la la la la. :D
     
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    Quick thinking. I would love to have seen his face. :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    It suddenly seems apropriate to quot the movie Letheal Weapon.

    "It's FRIED RICE you PLICK"
     
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    no no cowboy, it flied lice! :D
     
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    Now what would have been funnier is if the guy sat on a bidet :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     

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