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CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > > > > CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS
    > > > > > > #######################################
    > > > > > > This is pretty neat how it works out.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > It takes less than a minute.......
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Work this out as you read.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Be sure you don't read the bottom
    > until you've worked it
    > out!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > This is not one of those waste of
    > time things, it's fun.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 1. First of all, pick the number of
    > times a week that you
    >
    > > > > > > would like to have chocolate. (try for
    > more than once but
    > less
    > >than
    > > > > 10)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to
    > be bold)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait
    > while you get the
    > > > > > > calculator................
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 5. If you have already had your
    > birthday this year add
    > >1752....
    > > > > > > If you haven't, add 1751..........
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year
    > that you were born.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > You should have a three digit number
    > ....
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The first digit of this was your
    > original number
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > (I.e., how many times you want to
    > have chocolate each
    > week).
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The next two numbers are ..........
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL
    > EVER WORK, SO SPREAD
    > IT
    > > > > > > AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE,
    > ISN'T IT?
     
  2. riz

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    <font color="blue"> Do you still have that tattoo of three 6's on your neck? </font color>
     
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    I am amazed and astounded!
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i always thought it was 3 9's /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    You SOB Shannon either I'm drunk or I'm ten yrs. older then I was a minute ago.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    LOL, OK Mymath skills are failing heheheh... You are the devil.. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  7. riz

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    <font color="blue"> So Iron Maiden was really singing ... 9 .. 9 .. 9 ..the number of the beast .... ?</font color>
     
  8. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    unless im def i thought they were singin 666 number of the beast /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif man am i /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif /forums/images/icons/confused.gif
     
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    they were only singing 999 if you were standing on your head while you listened, Shannon are you into some kind of YOGA thang we dont know about.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    <font color="blue">Yeah ,...can you ... never mind ! </font color>
     
  11. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    man yoga is good i like when he talks backword mmmm in trouble you are /forums/images/icons/smile.gif oh wait you said yogert i like chery flaverd my self /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
     
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    /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif Wow it worked. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    What if today's my birthday /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif (and it is)
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    happy birthday /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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