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Chokin the Chicken

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BranndonC, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    My neighbors have chickens, and one comes over here like once a week, so i have to choke it to get it to go away.. anyone else around here choke the chicken?
     
  2. Chevit

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    [ QUOTE ]
    My neighbors have chickens, and one comes over here like once a week, so i have to choke it to get it to go away.. anyone else around here choke the chicken?

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    My neighbor has a monkey, and when he comes over I have to spank him to get him to go away... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  3. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    There are some employees of Marine World that have been known to flog the dolphin on occasion.
     
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    know what a gerkin is?
     
  5. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    My neighbor she is from Texas and she is always asking to ride the long horn she wont believe me we don’t have them in NJ

    Ok it is lame but I tried
     
  6. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    does it have somthing to do with snake charming... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  7. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Bea Arthurs vulva comes a knockin at my place now and again and I have to thump it like a ripe mellon.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [​IMG] Ain't she hot???
     
  8. Chevit

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Bea Arthurs vulva comes a knockin at my place now and again and I have to thump it like a ripe mellon.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [​IMG] Ain't she hot???

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    I think I would rather spank the monkey...here is some reading material for ya all...[​IMG]
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Bea Arthurs vulva comes a knockin at my place now and again and I have to thump it like a ripe mellon.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif [​IMG] Ain't she hot???

    [/ QUOTE ] Do you have naked pics of Bea Arthurs ??? Yes, I'm a fan of the "Airheads" movie.
     
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    My neighbor is always saying how well she can play the skin flute. She asked if I wanted to see, but I don't like classical music so I said no.
     
  11. chevyfumes

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    maybe she can play the organ as well.... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  12. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    O.K. let quit beating around the bush this is what I came up with:



    Adjusting your set
    Batting Practice
    Being your own best friend
    Changing your oil
    Choking your chicken
    Cooking some sheet meat
    Dishonorable discharge
    Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
    Emptying the payload
    Fathering some pleasure
    Firing your squirt gun
    Fist-kebabing
    Freeing your willies
    Getting your palm red
    Going back to nature
    Gunning the motor
    Hitting the batsman
    Homecoming
    Honing the bone
    Ironing the wrinkles
    Junior olympic pole vaulting
    Knuckling your knob
    Launching the hand shuttle
    Lectrifying the cattle prod
    Letting some air out of your tire
    Manning the cockpit
    Mashing the monster
    Massaging your colon
    Measuring for condoms
    Milking your banana
    Peeling the carrot
    Playing hand hockey
    Playing the pipe organ
    Pud Wrestling
    Roasting your weiner
    Rolling your jam joint
    Roughing up the suspect
    Self-whitting
    Sending out the troops
    Shaking the thermometer
    Shining your helmet
    Shifting gears
    Shooting some seeds
    Snake charming
    Soloing
    Spanking your monkey
    Spear fishing
    Speed kneading
    Spreading the mayo
    Squeezing out the toothpaste
    Staff meeting
    Taking a shake break
    Taming your snake
    Threading the needle
    Throttle the bottle
    Tossing the javelin
    Tugging the tapioca tube
    Tuning the antenna
    Virtual sex
    Visting Mr. O
    Walking the log
    Wedding rehearsal
    Whitewater wristing
     
  13. Ryan B.

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    Wanna play hide the salami?

    You hungry? How bout a sack lunch? I got a tube steak in here for ya. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  14. Chevit

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    Choking on a Chicken Bone


    A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the country. She
    orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to
    choke on a chicken bone. These two country boys in the next booth notice
    she is choking, so they get up and go over to help her. The first
    country boy drops his coveralls and bends over, and the second country
    boy starts licking his butt. The woman watches these two go at it and is
    grossed out. She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone
    from her throat. The country boy pulls his coveralls back up and says to
    the other, "You're right Leroy, that hind-lick maneuver works like a
    charm."
     
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    Slob on the knob
     
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    No prostate cancer in here! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  17. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Gobble the GOO
     
  18. chevyfumes

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    use the word jizm in a sentence....


    We went to the jizmnasium for P.E....




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    How about "Doin the knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump"?
     
  20. MEPR

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    wow maybe brb should try this and lay off the sheep /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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