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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

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    A man went to the mall this last week to buy Christmas cards
    for his daughter and mother. The 50 foot display for hundreds
    of cards astounded him.

    He muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for
    ex-wives."

    The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes sir, we do have
    an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."

    "Really?"

    "Yes sir. They're called darts."
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I can't figure out whay there was not a single response to this one.:D
     
  3. Cricket

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    One word.....Folsom.
     

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