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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Russell, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. Russell

    Russell LB7 Tahoe Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

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    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


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    Multiple Personality Disorder ---We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    3. Dementia ---I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic ---Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    5. Manic ---Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    6. Paranoid ---Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder ---Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


    8. Personality Disorder ---You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    9. Attention Deficit Disorder ---Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
     
  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    #10 Lmao!!
     
  3. roadhawg

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    that was wrong on soooooo many levels.......

    :haha:
     
  4. mostwanted

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    blue balls, blue ball, 'tis dollar night at the titty bar -Larry the cable guy

    All I want for christmas is a mistress -ACDC
     
  5. Confedneck79K30

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    lmao, i just laughed so hard i cried at number 9, my wife wants to know whats wrong with me
     
  6. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    I bring these gift's,there up in my bum... :haha:
     

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