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Christmas cookies, an early recipe (or late?)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Apr 10, 2004.

  1. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies........

    Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
    cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer ...Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this
    point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...
    just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to
    the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit
    off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
    beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo
    to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
    Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
    somefink. whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake
    tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off
    the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
    the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    CHERRY MISTMAS!!!
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  2. rick88blaze

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    hahaha at first I thought it was a actual recipe. Thats fuggin halarious! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  4. gm4x

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    [ QUOTE ]
    hahaha at first I thought it was a actual recipe. Thats fuggin halarious! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Whaddya mean? It is........can you say "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"? /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    hahaha at first I thought it was a actual recipe. Thats fuggin halarious! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Whaddya mean? It is........can you say "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"? /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

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    Why are there so many fruits and nuts in the recipe? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    hahaha at first I thought it was a actual recipe. Thats fuggin halarious! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Whaddya mean? It is........can you say "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"? /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Why are there so many fruits and nuts in the recipe? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    Re-read the Poopie List.........you'll figure it out /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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