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Chuck Norris.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jagged, May 10, 2006.

  1. Jagged

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    No Mercy

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    Chuck Norris - more than MAN less than GOD :bow::bow::bow: :haha:
     
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    Sometimes I feel like doing that to my ex. :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    Looks like that gal went for one of Chucks new "make over" plans:D She got an instant change in her looks:haha:
     
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    Thanks for the New Avitar :bow:

    Thanks to TJ resizing it:bow:
     
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    geez, thanks for bringing me into the mess, making me look like i condone the beating of a mouthy little b!tch when it needs to be done,,,,:doah: :ignore:
























    i would never do that, cause then i wouldn't get "any" later,,,,,,,,


    that is of course, IF i had one to get "any" from :haha:
     
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    eh, she broke the cardinal rule...don't grab the steering wheel while Chuck's driving.

    Chuck is above all...he can do whatever he wants.
     
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    i though that was "don't touch my radio"
     
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    That would be my thought too.
     
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    :doah: you're right.
     
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    I'm dissapointed. It should have been a round house kick to the face
     
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    :eek1: :doah: :D :eek1: :D :doah: :eek1:
     
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    :haha: :doah: :haha:
     
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    ok, let's analyze this frame by frame,,,,shall we????:D
     
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    chuck norris owns you:deal:
     
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    No it's NOT your turn to drive yet!
     
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    Maybe she wouldn't give him road head?!?!?!
     
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    Chuck calls that foreplay.

    John
     
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    Just thought I would post a few facts about Chuck Norris
    1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    3. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
    4. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Incredible Hulk, When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
     

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