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CIA

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 22, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
    the background checks, interviews, and testing were
    done, there were three finalists...two men and a
    woman.

    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
    men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your
    instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
    Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in
    a chair. Kill Her!!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
    shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the
    right man for this job. Take your wife and go
    home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He
    took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
    for about five minutes. Then the man came out with
    tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
    wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it
    takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to
    kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
    Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
    crashing, banging on the walls.

    After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
    sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
    blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
    the chair."

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