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CK5 In Joke FAQ

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    The official list of CK5 in jokes. Updated in the top post (this post) as we update

    Post updates, when they occur or come to mind, in this thread

    If you're bored you could try to find the originating threads for the joke too

    Can Can, other mods, I think this should be stickied










    Item: -tastic suffix
    Example: Wangtastic! Virgintastic!
    Origin: RJ
    Story: Randomly picked up by people
    Link: Here



    Item:
    Vaseline!
    Example: ...and Stave was there with the Vaseline
    Origin: Stave / 84GMCJimmy
    Story: Stave likes the vaseline apparently. Couldn't get it off his teeth. He told us this just FYI.
    Link: Here



    Item: Toolbox!
    Example: ... oh yeah? My toolbox has a pencil sharpener and adamantium claws!
    Origin: Bunch o' People
    Story: Some people like to argue. So, now when ever there's an argument or a need for a joke, TOOLBOX! is thy savior
    Link: Here



    Item: Repost spelled sequentially in big letters through six posts in order
    Example: Rad! Excellent link! Probably the best link ever! One of the best! Super! Totally cool!
    Origin: Bunch o' People, I think RJ started it, but maybe his ego makes him think that
    Story: It's sarcastic and subtle and funny all at the same times!
    Link: N/A



    Item: Wang
    Example: Wang! My wang. Wangalicious!
    Origin: RJ, mostly from reading Penny Arcade
    Story: "Wang is the best euphemism for Penis evarrr !!1!!1" - RJ
    Link: Penny Arcade



    Item: Aboot! Bēēn! Yah! Eh!
    Example: What's all this aboot? Have I bēēn away too long? Yah eh?
    Origin: Damn dirty Canadians
    Story: Can Can talks funny
    Link: N/A (too prevelant for a single source)



    Item: TIMMAY!
    Example: Timmay days are here again
    Origin: Tim himself!
    Story: Tim used to be here, but, uh, he isn't anymore
    Link:
    N/A (you don't want to read through all that crap)



    Item: Stick Of Gum And A Quarter
    Example: I'm coming to your house with a stick of gum and a quarter!
    Origin: RJ and HiPinion
    Story: "During the absolute oddest argument I ever had, I came up with the line "I'm coming to your house with a stick of gum and a quarter. I'll chew the gum for a challenge because dropping you won't be one, and you can have the quarter to call the hospital. Maybe I'll use the quarter to play pinball while I beat your ass, and you can have the gum to stick your jaw back together" That is in no way exact. It just involved a stick of gum and a quarter. I don't remember it exactly." - RJ
    Link: N/A (Private Message)




    Item: The Pi Song
    Example: 3.14159.....
    Origin: RJ
    Story: RJ was talking about Pi one day, and then some people were talking about pie, and then the Pi song was hosted, and the Pi song brougt peace.
    (Note: The Pi song is originally on the album Cowboy Bebop OST - Futrure Blues - Disc 001)
    Link: The Pi Song! The Thread It Originated From



    Item: HiPi
    Example: Uh oh, is that you HiPi (used whenever anyone starts ranting in a bad way)
    Origin: Hi Pinion
    Story: Hi Punion used to be here, but, uh, he isn't anymore. He didn't like gay people. He expressed that opinion in a very genocidal way.
    Link:
    They've all beeen deleted






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    Last edited: May 6, 2006
  2. hi pinion

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    Yeeeees :pimp: :waytogo:

    The feeling is back, cant wait to read.

    Jake
     
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    fixed it
     
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    :D :D :D

    Item: Stick Of Gum And A Quarter
    Example: I'm coming to your house with a stick of gum and a quarter!
    Origin: RJ and HiPinion
    Story: "During the absolute oddest argument I ever had, I came up with the line "I'm coming to your house with a stick of gum and a quarter. I'll chew the gum for a challenge because dropping you won't be one, and you can have the quarter to call the hospital. Maybe I'll use the quarter to play pinball while I beat your ass, and you can have the gum to stick your jaw back together" That is in no way exact. It just involved a stick of gum and a quarter. I don;t remember it exactly." - RJ

    :D :D :D




    Out of all the arguments ive ever had on here, this one was by far one of the best:haha: thats big screen material right there :haha:
     
  5. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Stickied for you. Have a good day, brothers........
     
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    I hate Mikey.
     
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    your forgot beaver oil
     
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    Exactly sleddy, PA is definatley a heavy contributor to my wangabration
     
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    someone tell me about pad
     
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    Padding your post count so your #'s are higher ,so you don't look like such a noob...:wink1: Some of us don't have to do it, cause we're oldskool and our count is strictly all valued info...:p:
     
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    Ohhh haha I though it had something to do with like womens pads or something. I need to start padding.
     
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    I've been on here for a year and a half and still don't know WTF'n Pi song is aboot.
     
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    :haha: :haha: that's a joke in itself!
     
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    what about the nekkid poll option?

    or the peeps and wimmens?
     
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    Ha, I don't even know what it's about...but it's on my server! All I remember is that it was a late night, and somehow we NEEDED to hear this song...

    HERE

    Origin is definitely RJ.
     
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    Wimmins and peeps fell out of style almost as fast as velcro kangaroo shoes at a disco party.
     
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    that sucks, now i have to go get some new shoes.
     
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    Nice....
     
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    Earliest found representation, my head hurts now!

    From Bubba, ( I think it may have orriginated maybe because he was just to lazy to spell out the rest of the word?)
    http://coloradok5.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135517&highlight=repost
     

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