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CK5 Mens Thesaurus

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mtn. burb, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. mtn. burb

    mtn. burb 1/2 ton status

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    > The Men's Thesaurus
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    > "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
    > stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish
    > swim by in complete safety."
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    > "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern
    > connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
    >
    > "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the
    > table?"
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    > "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing.
    > It's a conditioned response.
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    > "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it
    > works."
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    > "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
    > Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra"
    >
    > "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the
    > game over the vacuum cleaner."
    >
    > "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
    >
    > "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to
    > 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
    > identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your
    > birthday."
    >
    > "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The
    > girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
    >
    > "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have
    > actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I
    > am hurt."
    >
    > "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I
    > think of some pretty good reasons soon."
    >
    > "I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so
    > I'm completely clueless."
    >
    > "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
    >
    > "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said,
    > and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you
    > don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
    >
    > "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way
    > you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
    >
    > "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm
    > starving."
    >
    > "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means:"No one will ever
    > see us alive again."
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  2. MTMike

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    :haha: Nice....
     
  3. stallion85

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    "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."


    This ones my favorite :haha:
     
  4. mtn. burb

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    "You know how bad my memory is"!! :haha:
     
  5. mtnman210

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    good stuff:haha::haha:
     
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    OOOO THats why she left

    Still hurts :( :( :( But WTF still playing with the truck :haha: :haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: :haha: That about covers it. :haha: :haha:
     
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    I will bet you a woman wrote that.....
     
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    Shhhhhhhhhhhh, yer gonna git me caught!!!
     
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    thats the one :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :bow:
     

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