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Cliff Clavin logical explaination of brain cells

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > > > I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff
    > > > Clavin, on Cheers.>
    > > > > One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining
    > > > the Buffalo Theory to
    > > > his buddy Norm, and here's how it went: "Well ya see,
    > > > Norm, it's like
    > > > this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
    > > > slowest buffalo. And
    > > > when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
    > > > ones at the back that
    > > > are killed first. This natural selection is good for
    > > > the herd as a whole,
    > > > because the general speed and health of the whole
    > > > group keeps improving by
    > > > the regular killing of the weakest members.>
    > > > > "In much the same way, the human brain can only
    > > > operate as fast as the
    > > > slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as
    > > > we know, kills brain
    > > > cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and
    > > > weakest brain cells first.
    > > > In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    > > > the weaker brain cells,
    > > > making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.>
    > > > > That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    A theory I've been onto for some time now... /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  3. Djroffroad

    Djroffroad 1/2 ton status

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    Thanks for justifying it all /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    <font color="blue"> Beers on me !!!! </font color>
     
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    Mmmmm...... Beer! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    With all due respect to Mr. Clavin, I cannot accept his theory without first completing an intense testing regimen on each individual brand/type of beer.

    I believe that we, as responsible Americans, need to seek a government grant to purchase large quantities of a variety of beers for testing purposes. The results could help us improve the intelligence of our kids.

    Are there any volunteers that would be willing to assist in this noble endeavor?

    Let's do it "for the children".


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    But ocifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
     
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    i am with you goober
     
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