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Cliffy's Buffalo Theory (BEER)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 76zimmer, Jan 28, 2007.

  1. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
    "Well ya see Norm...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol , as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

    :haha: :haha: Cheers
     
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    hell yeah!!!!where is my wife????
     
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    what if all your brain cells are slow and week?
     
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    i don't think you have that problem. but, thick people seem to get through life easier. :haha:
     
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    did you just give me a complement?
     
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    YEP!!:D :D
     
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    i was hoping you didn't take that wrong.:haha:
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: as far as you know he did.:haha: :haha:
     
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    Does the phrase "Ignorance is bliss" sound familliar? Mind over matter, if you don't mind (or are too stupid to understand) , then it doesn't matter.
    Hakuna Matata
    Jimbo
     

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