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Clocks in heaven , I laughed

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Sep 11, 2004.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    >A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
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    >St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
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    >"Oh," said the man, pointing, "whose clock is that?"
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    >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
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    >"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
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    >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
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    >"Where's Sen. Kerry's clock?" asked the man.
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    >"Kerry's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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    > /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifI'm still giggling like a school girl! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    LOL thats funny!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    I'm not a big fan of Mother Theresa



    "BIG FAN GET IT !"


    Anyway
     
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    hahahaha, thats awesome /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    RJ, you crack me up /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  5. boggerless

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifvery funny.my wife copied it and sent it to bob dokose,a christian radio host that doesn't like KERRY at all. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     

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