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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sikZ28, May 17, 2006.

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    Sure, old man, sure. :rolleyes: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

    True story: dog got pissed off and bit the mans ding dong clean off. :bow:
     
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    Doctor: You say your dog ate it after you mistakenly cut it off?
    Man: Yes that's right.
    Doctor: Interesting...Can you explain the peanut butter around your genitalia?
     
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    How would a guy NOT know that it wasn't actually a chicken neck as soon as the knife hit the wang? :confused:
     
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    Don't get me wrong, I think the guy is an idiot but you prob have'nt killed a lot of chickens.
    It's just one swift chop with a hatchet or cleaver type blade. You wack it off... the chicken neck that is.:doah: :eek1: :haha:
     
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    Jeeezzz,,and all this time I thought you choked 'em:haha:
     
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    As a matter of fact, I have killed a few chickens in my life, but we used a hatchet and chopped off their heads, not their necks. Of course, granny preferred to wring their necks, but I digress....

    Dude grabs the "chicken neck" and doesn't notice it's his wang??? :confused:
     
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    There is something very, very wrong with the entire story.
     
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    No offense ment shechickenkiller. Bottom line is the story is way messed up. :D
     
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    No offense taken and, yes, it's a truly f'd up story... :doah:
     
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    Figure someone would've asked this..

    What was the chicken doing in his underwear? Guess he reached in and choked the wrong chicken neck! :doah: :haha:
     
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    kind of an older story there,,,:crazy:


    still though,,,,,:doah:
     
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