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Coffee Shop Holocaust 2010

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Ok, if this makes any sense to anyone, even in bits, that person, is cool.

    Intro:

    RJ - "Pip pip, pip pop, pip poppo, good to see you!
    Pip - "As you, as you, my fine friend"
    RJ - "So, you're pretty out late, or rather out pretty late. You like the night life?"
    Pip - "I'm known to boogie"
    RJ - "Righto! So, what, prithee, does thou portend...."
    Pip - "You just totally ****ed over a Burgess quote"
    RJ - "Yes yes, anyway, the point sire, the point"
    Pip - "There be non, yearrrrrrr"
    RJ - "Ah, the best kind, rounded, non pointy."
    Pip - "Check daily for bumps"
    RJ - "Yes, YES! Protect those that power thine wang!"
    Pip - "Hey"
    RJ - "Yeah?"
    Pip - "I have for you a gift of power!"
    RJ - "Is it a heart piece?"
    Pip - "BETTER!"
    RJ - "NO!"
    Pip - "YES!"
    RJ - "What it be, ramble shack radio?"
    Pip - "Simply, love"
    RJ - "OHO!"
    Pip - "Yes, I am kidding, like a goat in labour..... ewww... anyway, I have brought you.... ermm, I've lost it"
    RJ - "Check your pockets"
    Pip - "Aho..... I am feeling my pockety insides, a bit of the keys you seem to like so well, a bit of gum, a bit of limp.... lint"
    RJ - "Freudian even"
    Pip - "Yes, I gathered as much"
    RJ - "Well let it go and find the gift, unless, for some reason, you have seen fit to give me THAT"
    Pip - "No, nonononon........ AHA! I have found and returned your Zippo"
    RJ - "Goodness, where had it gone off too?"
    Pip - "Balthasar had duely eaten it!"
    RJ - "Balthasar does not eat, balthasar does not poop"
    Pip - "Perhaps he went a bit Akira on it then."
    RJ - "Must have, must have"
     
  2. surpip

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    ahh yes
    the old PIP brings the love, and the Zippo story
    an oldi, but a goodie
    Oh and if pip is me,
    i love you
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    Pip, you must be, you are the Pip no? One of the reliable ones! Riding in your car going vroom der doom with the high power to help bring justice and peace! Humanity! I believe in humanity!
     
  4. surpip

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    my car no have de high pawer
    but big thanks for de story about me
    for to make me de happy
     

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