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college drunkness kinda long

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bhintz, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. Bhintz

    Bhintz 1/2 ton status

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    first no point to story just damn funny. ok I go to Ga Southern a very big party school from thurs-sun night is all very hazy but, I never taught this would happen, me and my buddies go to the local watering hole and we come back to my house were they pass out (one on my bed and the other on the floor) while I go to a keg next store come back both of them have pissed themselfs one in my bed (just for the record had know idea he was in there and he one of my 3 roommates and he has his own bed 30ft away) and the other my floor :angry1: so Im pissed at the time and have 2 puddles of piss in my room but both of them are my best friends and the one that pissed my bed 2 nights before I accidently lit his sheets on fire and electracuted (spelling) him so I really couldnt get mad but when I woke him so he could clean my bed (he was still hammered) he tried to tell me i was lying and that he was never in my room while he was still in my bed and laying in his piss, so then he trys to fight me on account of me lying the him being hammered so he threw a punch at me and i knocked him out cold, so now I sleeping at my girl friends until I get my mattress back from cleaners. the end
     
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    *sarcasm*



    Wheeeee drinking!



    *sarcasm*
     
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    lol nice punch :saweet:
     
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    Well, when I think fun, I think of the place a spend 30% of my life covered in hot salty urine
     
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    Ga southeren that's in macon or near thereanyway. right?
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Yep I don't miss them days any. I now save the money I would have spent drinking for more important things ie trucks and truck parts. Saves me all kinds of troubles too. :grin:
     
  7. Bhintz

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    about an hour 1/2 southeast in statesboro
     
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    I've never had that much too drink????:o
     
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    So just how flaming does one need to be in order to literally light the sheets on fire?
     
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    Shaggy has officialy been inundated with the flipoff icon, commence assasination operation and emoticon removal, substructure zombification parts at ready, control art restriction at level 3, level 2, level 1
     
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    So as to make sure everyone knows I'm kidding. Would you prefer that I cease typing replies entirely and just post smileys all by themselves? Works for other people...
     
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    Hey, I'm not everyone!

    With the icon, it's a bad joke, without it, it's deadpan and ten times as funny

    DON 'T YOU HAVE COMEDY METHOD!
     
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    I see your point and concur, I am guilty of wielding my flipoff smiley posting abilities with reckless abandon. Smiley removal to commence immediately. I'll stick to using it in situations as described in the other thread.:D
     
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    haha no jk it actually was at set of firecracks at 4 AM to wake him up :D
     
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    God I'm glad I can lock my door....:rotfl:
     
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    it was its called a size 12 to the door knob everyone at your house as broke doors :haha: :screwy: its all in good fun though
     
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    Blackmail pics go a long way!
     

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