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Colonic Irrigations

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Colonic irrigation (CI) is a procedure in which very large quantities of liquids are infused into the colon via the rectum through a tube, a few pints at a time., in an effort to wash away and remove its contents. CI differs from an ordinary enema which involves infusing a lesser amount of liquid into the rectum only. A "high colonic" may involve the use of twenty or more gallons pumped by a machine or transmitted with an apparatus that relies upon gravity to achieve its purpose. Liquids used in colonics may include coffee, herbs, enzymes, wheatgrass extract, or many other substances.

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    People pour coffee and stuff up their ass and walk around saying they're healthier. Who the hell thought up this idea?

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    Colonic irrigation (CI) is a procedure in which very large quantities of liquids are infused into the colon via the rectum through a tube, a few pints at a time., in an effort to wash away and remove its contents. CI differs from an ordinary enema which involves infusing a lesser amount of liquid into the rectum only. A "high colonic" may involve the use of twenty or more gallons pumped by a machine or transmitted with an apparatus that relies upon gravity to achieve its purpose. Liquids used in colonics may include coffee, herbs, enzymes, wheatgrass extract, or many other substances.

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    People pour coffee and stuff up their ass and walk around saying they're healthier. Who the hell thought up this idea?

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    [/ QUOTE ] I just wonder what would make someone do a search for that kind of information. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
  3. thezentree

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    i was about to go to bojangles and get a cajun filet biscuit combo, but carl, you just saved me $4.30 : puke:



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  4. k20

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    A "high colonic" may involve the use of twenty or more gallons pumped by a machine or transmitted with an apparatus that relies upon gravity to achieve its purpose.

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    Not only do you pour coffee up your ass, you have to stand on your head while you do it.
     
  5. Capman2k

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    I just wonder what would make someone do a search for that kind of information. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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    Don't ask... Well, I guess you can, but I will tell you only this:

    There's a Weird Al song called "Albequerque." In this song, there is mention of a one eyed hemaphrodite giving him a colonic irrigation... The song was stuck in my head, and I didn't know what that meant... Sooooooooooooo.... I turned to Yahoo /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif

    People pouring coffee in their ass.... /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif I've heard some crazy shiznite, but that one takes the cake /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  6. gjk5

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    Talk about a (brown)"eye opener". /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

    Twenty gallons though, that seems like an awful lot to fit into your intestines. Yuk, that breakfast burrito isn't sitting so well now. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
  7. big pappa b

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    GO to www.curezone.com ..you can find a lot on this subject as well as other natural healing remedies.
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  8. 70jimmy

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    I would think that pouring coffee there would give you a huge buzz because of the absorption rates in that area. /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/weld.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
  9. sled_dog

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    they say everyone has a few pounds of crap compacted in their colon. I never really believed it but I'm not about to find out.
     
  10. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Somehow I find it ironic that mixed in amongst all the Kerry posts is a thread on colonic irrigation......
     

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