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Colonscopy!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by diesel4me, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I just read a list of 13 things to say to your doctor while your getting a colonscopy..

    1."GOD"!!--"Now I Know Why I'm NOT GAY!!"..

    2."Find Emeilia Airheart Yet?"...

    3."Can You Hear Me Now?"

    4."Are We There Yet?"-Are We There Yet?-Are We There yet"..

    5."You Know,In Arkansas,we're now legally married!"..

    6."Any Sign Of The Trapped Miners Cheif ?"..

    7."You Put Your Left Hand In...You Take Your Left Hand Out"..

    8."HEY!" "Now I Know How A Muppet Feels..."

    9."If Your Hand Won't Fit--You Must Quit!"..

    10."Hey Doc!"--"Let Me Know If You Find My Dignity!!"....

    11."You Used To Be A C.E.O. At Enron,Didn't You..."

    12."Take It Easy Doc!"--"Your Going Where NO Man Has Gone Before!"...

    13." Could You Write Me A Note Doc,For My Wife,Saying My Head Is NOT Up There? "... :haha: :bow:
     
  2. gjk5

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    #14: Pull my finger
     
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    southernspeed 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Laugh while you can pal!!! I happened to have that done on a day when the surgeon had 20 student doctors with him. :o
    I had an audience and no one even applauded at the end!! :D
     
  4. tiger9297

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    I had a brother-in-law who had a physical not too long ago and when they checked him out they used something like a sonogram. Kinda like what they use when they look at a baby in the womb. They were able to check out, whatever organs they need to check with this thing. That's kinda nice. No intrusion.
     
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    I'll be 35 in 5 months, I'll have to ask my Dr. about that one, no intruders sounds good to me.
     
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    Damn i am 32 and never had anything like that done. I wonder how many people have done that for weight loss?
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    #6 :haha: :haha: :haha: i just talked to a girl at work,shes a hottie and she said she had one last year and was thinking about getting one every month! :eek1: :eek1: no kidding. capsize the man in the boat??it seems to work.
     
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    Has nothing to do with weight loss. It is a small camera that they enter from below to look for intestinal abnormalities (ex: polyps, ulcers, necrotic bowel etc.).
     
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    thanks for the read. Very informative. Heck i though colonoscopy was when they basically back flush you and helps remove all the garbage from your intestines. Which helped lose weight. My bad.
     

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