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Colorado Guys It's Name Time

Discussion in 'Rocky Mountain Region' started by Cricket, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    Allright you smart asses.

    Since I have been so aptly dubbed "Mr No Go" I think it's time for a little payback. Name Time kiddies. Help me out here, we need some permanent handles. For the guys I missed throw yours in.

    Interceptor: Well everybody already knows he's the Donkey Puncher

    Firefighter184: How about Mr Britches, Crotch Ripper or Blindspot?

    Fred2mihi: Gristle, Bluebeard, Blunt Shovel, Strapless?

    B_to_C: Headboard Cowboy, Goose, Mr 40 Inch, Mr Rust?

    mrk5: Maverick, Ringstripper, Mr Busted 12 Bolt, 1/2 ton Honkey, ?

    ktdesco: Tree Squisher, Hubmaster?

    3onthetree: Here's another Hubmaster, Mr 2 Wheel Drive, Wobbly Rim, The Brown Trout, ?

    70jimmy: Exoman, cagemaster?

    Help me out there fellas, make 'em funny. This is a long term commitment so they gotta be good.
     
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  2. mrk5

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    Firefighter184: I like Mr. Britches
    Fred2mihi: I like Bluebeard
    B_to_C: I call him Hammertime. Dude's bent tie rods, trashed a full body, broke u-joint strap, busted tranny mount, cracked frame at the tranny crossmember, and broke a front shock mount. That's all that I know of.:wink1:
    MrK5: you could combine 2 and have 1/2ton Maverick.
    ktedesco: "The ATV Guy"
    fwdjunky: Weeman Sr., Bubble Head, Tuber

    Unfortunately I don't know 3 on the tree or 70jimmy well enough. Hopefully that will change.
     
  3. Cricket

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    How about we call Nick Vanilla Ice? I could live with Hammertime, It would fit his dating ritual. Remember - it has to be a slight, not a compliment.
     
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    Interceptor: Well everybody already knows he's the Donkey Puncher X2

    Firefighter184: How about Driveway Destroyer? Or maybe El Spotter Grande?

    Fred2mihi: Bluebeard

    B_to_C: 40 inches of Fury, the Rusty Ranger, the Boulder Boner?

    mrk5: 1/2 ton Honkey ?

    ktdesco: QuadCop, Annie Oakley, Deputy Dork, the Invisible Queen?

    I don't know 3onthetree or 70jimmy well enough, so I'll let them earn nicknames this summer.
     
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    jiminycricket: Snoop Shiny Shine? Aussie Arshole? Sheetmetal Sheik?
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Ha, you guys are hilarious. I first thought this post was going to be about jiminys trucks name (which I was eager to throw in "Granny-mobile" BTW :wink1:. But now I see what it's really about, let's see here....

    Firefighter: I think there has to be something about spotting in there, el spotter grande would be fine.

    MrK5: I like ringstripper....other people would never know what we're talking about and possibly come up with really funny conclusions on their own :D

    ktedesco: I thought QuadCop sounded good. it obviously FITS...

    Fred2mihi: Bluebeard has my vote

    Jiminy: yea...I couldn't come up with anything better than "Mr. no go" :wink1: :whistle:

    Ha, I had already gotten used to being called hammertime :doah: :1zhelp:
     
  7. 3 on the tree

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    Why Brown Trout???? Hey James, we could call you "Bondo Bound":wink1:
     
  8. Cricket

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    I couldn't think of anything else, the color of your Blazer is brown and you zip up the trail like a trout in a stream. Don't worry, the rest of these yahoos will come up with something once they meet you. :D
     
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    Or maybe Dent Master.
     
  10. cwn anwyn

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    The only one I can comment on is Firefighter184. Mr. Britches:haha: :haha::haha: :haha: :thumb:
     
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    Latest list, were narrowing it down. Help with the blank spaces or add to what's there.

    Interceptor: Donkey Puncher
    Firefighter184: Britches or El Spotto Grande
    Fred2mihi: Bluebeard
    B_to_C: Hammertime
    mrk5: The Skirt
    ktdesco: Disco
    3onthetree:
    fwdjunky:
    moneypit:
    cwn-anwyn:

    Make 'em good.
     
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    Here would be my choices:
    Interceptor: I thought maybe he was a GOAT ROPER, guess he's a Donkey Puncher :D
    firefighter184: Ripped again or Spotter Supremo
    fred2mihi: Bluebeard works with the "Blue Thing"
    b_to_c: SMASHED or Hammertime! I don't know the story with Hammertime
    Mrk5:The Annalizer
    ktedesco: Quadcop or OciferQuad
    fwdjunky: WEEMAN SR.
    money pit: caged crawler
    3onthetree: need to get to know him
    cwn-anwyn: see above ^
    70JIMMY: see above again^

    Let's just get together, get to know everyone and go from there.

    fred2mihi aka Bluebeard
     
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    ktedesco : jelly donut......hehehehehe.....
    couldn't resist ,sorry Kevin.

    B to C: strapless

    MrK5: the general
     
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    B_to_C: Strappless, there you go.

    Guess what I got him for Xmas, TWO sets of u-joint straps.:haha:
     
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    Hey Nick, I like "granny mobile" for Mr. No Go's "Driveway Queen" ;) :haha:

    fred2mihi
     
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    Hey, why isn't Toby getting a piece of this action. I could think of a few names, none safe for the forum though.:eek1: :D
     
  17. Cricket

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    Put in your 2 cents Jelly, we are getting ever closer. :D

    Interceptor: Donkey Puncher
    Firefighter184: El Spotto Grande'
    Fred2mihi: Bluebeard
    B_to_C: Strapless
    mrk5: Anal-izer or General seem to be the top picks. Maybe "Sheila" now that he has an "Aussie" Locker.
    ktdesco: Jelly Donut
    3onthetree: The Rifleman
    fwdjunky: Weeman Sr
    moneypit: Cagey Crawler
    cwn-anwyn: ??
    jiminycricket: Mr No-Go

    Make 'em good.
     

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