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Colour, Cigarettes, Kittens, Seras, Britain, Death, Destruction, Etc.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Aug 28, 2004.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Rainbow colour effects have not been, are not, and never will be cool. Even before the adaptation by the homosexual community, they weren't even vaugley interesting.. The only place you should see rainbows are in the sky, in oil puddles, and in fresh cut steel.

    2.

    I am not a moral crusader, but why am I not able to enjoy cowboy themed cigarette commercials and yet am forced to endure 3,000 commericials about boner pills? WE ARE NOT HELPING. More sex, more people, less smoking, less to do, less tobacco, less relaxation, less relaxation more sex, more sex more people, less smoking more life, more life more sex, more sex more people. Bleh.... Tom has a very happy wife at home! [censored] Tom and his [censored] limp [censored] crank.

    3.

    I saved a kitty today. Someone's cat rode 30 miles to my town under a truck bed, and then hid under parked cars. Old guy couldn't catch it so RJ the amazing gun toter did full dives under cars to cath little cuddle face. He was a cuteers, yes he was.

    4.

    I am suddenly aroused by female British accents.

    5.

    Seras Victoria...... Serasfish
     
  2. 75-K5

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    Ummm, ditto...
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    I got so used to reading Manga right to left, top to bottom, I'm reading a webcomic that way, it didin't make much sense until I realized I was reading it backwards
     
  4. big pappa b

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

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    Old guy couldn't catch it so RJ the amazing gun toter did full dives under cars to cath little cuddle face.

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    I think I would have paid to see that /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    This is where I complain and randomize like the rest of CK5

    I still have a truck BTW, somewhere.......
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    as far as smoking, smoke if you want to, you will die but you will die anyway, besides the world isn't an infinite space place.

    STD commercials are getting crazy as well as the impotence pills ones. Some reason I don't see myself dancing on a beach if I find I have Herpes /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    yay for RJ on yet another Kitty saved

    British accents are hot on women if you close your eyes cause they are usually attached to some nasty stuff... in my experience anyway.
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    I have this cool Russian sweep kick move to lay down fast I learned when working under my K30

    I'm all like, STREET FIGHTER 7 BITCH! BAD HAIR! BAD GRAPHICS! ODD FAN DOUJINSHI! CHUN LI'S BOOBIES ARE MINE!

    Oh and the first time out of the house beyond work in a month or so and I end up talking and complimenting a girl who turns out to share my last name

    Poop
     
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    RJ stop going to family reunions looking for dates.
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee to smokeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Everyone congratulates the CK% drunkards, but nooooo smoking is badddd


    Moderation is the key!


    I had a conversation about moderation with a large pan of chinese food tonight and it had some good points as as such I am now going to puke


    And then smoke
     
  10. sled_dog

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    what can you do? chinese food is just a superior debater.
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    Come on ask me any question I shall answer it!

    Also, submit your slip for a free action story written about you

    Please copy paste and fill out the following form for your FREE ACTION STORY


    Name:
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    Nickname, behavior, and time setting will be dictated by my whim

    GET YOURS TODAY!
     
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    Name:unclematty
    General Weapon Type Preference: huge double bladed war axe
    Setting: demacratic party convention
    Clothing Preference: BDU's and chain mail /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif can't wait! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  13. Resurrection_Joe

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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    Time error, will not do a story mixing genres, no midevil commandos at a modern day event

    REJECTED

    PLEASE TRY AGAIN

    *PLESE NOTE PLACE IS - BAR, HOUSE, STREET, WALMART, CHICKENHUT, WALLY, SEWER - NOT - AT JIMMS THAT NIGHT WE ATE FREE TOENAILS
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    Name: Moses
    General Weapon Type Preference: Anything Belt-Fed
    Setting: Driving the short bus
    Clothing Preference: Babes in lingerie /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    AHEM

    Moses was riding the short bus with some hot babes in lingerie and was reloading his chain gun when RJ suddenly jumped on the hood and shot him 4 times with a large frame .357 for giving him such a pathetic story structure


    COME ONNN PEOPLE THINK ACTION MOVIE!!!!!

    1. It helps if I know you

    2. I'm coming with you in the story, errr the character RJ is rather
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    [ QUOTE ]
    Name:unclematty
    General Weapon Type Preference: huge double bladed war axe
    Setting: demacratic party convention
    Clothing Preference: BDU's and chain mail can't wait!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Man, that sure sounded good, I mean considering the setting and all /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    Sled
    Submachine guns
    Sewer
    Black cargo pants, tight black shirt, sunglasses(underground with sunglasses of course)

    what can I say I just watch Underworld.
     
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    Re: Rainbows, Cigarettes, Kitty, Britain, Serasfish, Etc.

    I don't see the time error problem??? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gifall set in modern day! screw it! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    Name:unclematty
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    Clothing Preference: BDU's and full body armor /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif not near as fun as a war axe! /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Sled wins!

    Will post in lounge when done! Off to write!
     
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    Name:Steve
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    Setting:toothpaste section of walmart
    Clothing Preference: blue jeans, green t-shirt
     

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