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Comments Sports announcers would like to take back.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Derf00, Jun 23, 2004.

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    1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk
    Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
    during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse
    and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
    unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the
    one in
    front of the similar one in back."

    4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
    mother and father."

    5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even
    some
    deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

    6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
    can expect the same thing again."

    7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
    like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice,
    the
    wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew."

    9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's
    like
    they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing
    so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls
    and
    kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
     
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    3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
    unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the
    one in
    front of the similar one in back."

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    I saw her snatch this morning
    during her warm up and it was amazing."


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    10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing
    so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls
    and
    kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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