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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Dec 15, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Okay, this contest is for cornest jokes or stories. So post away. I'll start it off with: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>














    > > > > A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk on the beach a lot.
    One
    > > > > summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every
    day.
    > > She
    > > > > wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one
    > > thing:
    > > > >
    > > > > She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance
    around
    > > > > furtively, then speak to them. Generally the people would respond
    > > > negatively
    > > > > and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and
    there
    > > > would
    > > > > be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.
    The
    > > > > couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops,
    > but
    > > > > since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
    > > > >
    > > > > After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed
    > > that
    > > > > she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic
    > > devices?"
    > > > He
    > > > > hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a
    towel
    > > and
    > > > > our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what
    > > she's
    > > > > really doing."
    > > > >
    > > > > Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost
    > hopping
    > > up
    > > > > and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband
    > and
    > > > > then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the
    road.
    > > > >
    > > > > "Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. "No, she's not,"
    he
    > > > said,
    > > > > enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well, What is it,
    > > then?
    > > > > What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
    > > > >
    > > > > The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."
    > > > >
    > > > > "Batteries?" cried the wife. "Yes," he replied.
    > > > >
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SCROLL DOWN
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    > > > > (You're gonna hate me for this)
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    > > > > She sells C cells down by the sea shore.
     
  2. BranndonC

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    how do you catch a unique bird???
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    U 'nique' up on him...how do you catch a tame one?

    Rene
     
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    the tame way?
     
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    Why don't crows fly south for the winter?
     
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    Looks like this thread didn't go over too well....or noone knows the answer to my corny joke. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Because it's too far to walk.

    John
     
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    The answer is:
    (in a crows voice)...........cause, cause, cause, cause. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Paul,
    Sorry, she wins.

    John
     
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    What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?


































    Kids don't eat broccoli... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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