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Could you mistake your's for a chicken neck?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by divorced, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. divorced

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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    The best part is that the dude ran out at night to kill a chicken because it was making too much noise. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    The scary thing is that he ran out in his underwear and was still able to cut it off./forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    Ya, I wondered how that made it possible...

    I feel sorry for the dog /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif i'M LAGHIN SO HARD i JUST PEED MYSELF! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    wtf? How could he do that! yikes!!! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    Sounds like the old fart was chocking his chicken before he ran outside to kill the chicken in the yard /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    That's downright ironic. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

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    The scary thing is that he ran out in his underwear and was still able to cut it off./forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

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    I was just wondering if this guy knows a MR FUMES!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    wow and when I thought I had heard it all, something comes around like this and puts me in total awe once more of stupid people.

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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    i call his story BS....he meant to cut it off, and was horrified his dog ate it...and the sight of the blood made him freak even more.
     
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    Re: Could you mistake your\'s for a chicken neck?

    Did you hear the new news ??? Doctors went to SAFEWAY to pick up a whole chicken and take the neck out and sew it to the mans penis stump !!! The man said it was a lot "stiffer bone " and he is afraid now to get close his dog and [of course] the BBQ !!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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