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Coup d'état

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by midnitewarya, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. midnitewarya

    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    The time has come.

    I declare my self King of the Lounge.

    There will be changes.

    My decrees:

    1. Any reference to bubble wrap will result in asswhuperey.

    2. All loungers must send 1 beer to me, postage paid.

    3. Batman, on his journey, will be joined by Styx and Megadeath, forming the coolest roadshow ever. Maybe not the best, but definatlely the coolest.

    4. Can Can must leave the poor tweaker girl alone. She has suffered enough.

    5. Ryoken is appointed new Grand Marshal of Interior. He will redesign all public buildings to also be skate parks.

    6. RJ is head of Church.

    7. BranndonC will begin converting all of our trucks to do wheelies.



    All other decrees are open, pending approval.
     
  2. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    I move that my truck be converted to wheelie-able first. With big tires.
     
  3. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    lunacy. This shall be the shortest reign ever.

    lt. gauder and I shall be staging a coup, posthaste
     
  4. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    i like to bubble wrap bubble wrap with more bubble wrap
    just to bubble wrap stuff
     
  5. 3 on the tree

    3 on the tree 1/2 ton status

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    In order to be crowned, you must meet the following challenges:
    Defeat Jiminycricket in a battle of wits
    Annotate every obscure quotation RJ has made in the last year
    Convert Can Can to light beer
    Remove a chewtoy from the mouth of Dontoe's dog,without bloodshed
    Convince Fumes that a 7 course meal is NOT a 6 pack and a hot dog

    Should you fail any of these tasks, your pink sceptre will be duct taped to your head, and you shall become the court jester.

    Surely these small tasks are within your mighty powers!!!!!:bow: :bow: :bow:
     
  6. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    that could take months
     
  7. gauder

    gauder Banned

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    Hmmmmm.....
     
  8. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    I have consulted with my foreign policy people, and we've concluded its time to use.




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    the slightly moist bubblewrap device.
     
  9. Cricket

    Cricket 3/4 ton status

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    I protest..........bubblewrap is sexy on a woman. :D
     
  10. surpip

    surpip 1 ton status

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    i have industrial size rolls of the stuff at work
    we used to wrap people in it, but that is a a story for peacetime:mad:
     
  11. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    First you must immobilize them by nailing them to the wall by their coveralls.
     
  12. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    ahhh Grade 12.


    any combination of the following are possibly the funniest possible things on the planet.

    bubble wrap
    industrial meat wrap. (celophane(sp?) variety) <-- this stuff is a godsent
    duct tape
    TP (extra effective on damp nights)

    Light posts
    telephone poles
    the hood of a k5
    someone's else's car
     
  13. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Coup away, mother****ers........:deal:

    The Lords of the Lounge have bestowed upon me many great gifts. Among these gifts are weapons designed to counter such attempts. Blood will spill and heads will roll, and in the end, Sir Can Can will be victorious in his battles against the evil usurpers and their neglected armies. Freedom and goodness will always rule this fair land.

    And on that note, I need a cigar......
     
  14. neverendingproject

    neverendingproject 1/2 ton status

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    I think I could be one in control of endless upgrades, rendering all vehicles useless due to mechanic-ing that would ensue.
     
  15. mikey_d05

    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Bologna takes automotive paint off in hot sun.

    At least that's what I've heard.

    Also, wrapping duct tape around the safety on a nailgun to allow it to fire without being pressed against a surface renders it a "deadly weapon" per an NUPD officer.
     
  16. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    fearless leader.

    I feel you have missed that we are infact banding together with you to put down midnightwarya and his band of rebels. I am not but a faithful servent of General. Can Can pants


    The brotherhood will resist.
     
  17. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    :haha::haha::haha:

    I can vouch for the nailgun thing. last year while helping to build the new clubhouse @ my local paintball field, myself and the owner of the field had a nailgun fight (tuck and shoot from 50+ feet with paintball masks on).


    looking back .. it was a stupid idea. Fun at the time though :waytogo:


    They sting a little :D
     
  18. gauder

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    They may have the bubble wrap, but there worthless "Starbucks" is no match for our wonderous "Timmie's" that is infiltrating there market. Once there we will defer to another great Canadian leader and as he once said in a Scottish accent.

    "They put a secret chemical in it that makes you crrrrraave it fortnightly!"
     
  19. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    midnitewarya has logged off, and is most certainly planning evil things with his minions. Rest assured, CC of Geekawa, we are doing some planning of our own while he skulks in the darkness with his thieves.......:deal:

    Stand fast, and stand together in a show of strength, and do not fear the impending battle. I will lead the charge, and long to see the decietful midnitewarya's head impaled upon my broad staff.
     
  20. spongeidys

    spongeidys 1/2 ton status

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    ill trade you beer for shoes
     

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