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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 17, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    > A man takes the day off work and
    > decides to go out golfing.
    > He is on the second hole when he
    > notices a frog sitting next to
    > the green.
    > He thinks nothing of it and is
    >
    > about to shoot when he
    >
    > hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
    >
    > The man looks around and doesn't
    >
    > see anyone. Again, he
    > hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
    > at the frog and decides to
    >
    > prove the frog wrong, puts the
    > club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
    >
    > Boom!
    > He hits it 10 inches from the
    >
    > cup. He is shocked. He says
    > to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
    >
    > You must be a lucky frog, eh?
    >
    > The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
    > The man decides to take the frog
    > with him to the next hole.
    >
    > "What do you think frog?" the
    >
    > man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
    >
    > The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    > Boom! Hole in one. The
    >
    > man is befuddled and doesn't know
    >
    > what to say. By the end
    >
    > of the day, the man golfed the
    >
    > best game of golf in his life and
    > asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
    > The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
    >
    >
    > " They go to Las Vegas
    > and the guy says, "OK frog, now
    > what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
    > approaching the roulette table, The man
    >
    > asks, "What do you think I should
    > bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
    > $3000, black 6."
    >
    > Now, this is a
    > million-to-one shot to win, but
    > after the golf game the man
    >
    > figures what the heck.
    >
    > Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
    >
    > The man takes his winnings and
    > buys the best room in the
    > hotel. He sits the frog down and
    > says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    > You've won me all this money and
    > I am forever grateful."
    >
    > The frog replies,
    >
    > "Ribbit Kiss Me."
    > He figures why not,
    >
    > since after all the frog did for
    > him, he deserves it. With a
    > kiss, the frog turns into a
    > gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
    >
    > your honor, is how the girl
    >
    > ended up in my room. So help me God
    >
    >
    > or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton." .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................... TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST ~

    Take your time with this test and you will be amazed. I did this last year when this ca! me around and a spiritual wish I made did happen - in fact all year long.


    The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. Very Interesting.



    Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.



    Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.





    MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!












    A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.









    Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

    Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

    You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true s! elf. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.




    (1) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:





    Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig





































    (2) Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea.





























    (3) Think of someone, who also knows y! ou and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color:

    Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green.









































    (4) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

    FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.
















    Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing,
    REPEAT your wish.























    ANSWERS:


    (1) This will define your priorities in your life.













    Cow Signifies CAREER







    Tiger Signifies PRIDE







    Sheep Signifies LOVE







    Horse Signifies FAMILY







    Pig Signifies MONEY




















    (2) Your description of dog implies your own personality.















    Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.













    Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.










    Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.












    Your description of the sea implies your own life.

























    (3) Yellow: Someone you will never forget









    Orange: Someone you consider your true friend









    Red: Someone that you really love









    White: Your twin soul









    Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life































    4) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.



    This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - jus! t take a few seconds ! to look it up, read it and think.



    Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise.





    This is true, even if you are not superstitious.









    Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.













    0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly







    5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking







    9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks









    15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you wish will come true .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
     
  2. ntsqd

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    Shiat! I don't like coffee.
     

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