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Court case of the pregnant lady (I'm assuming it's not real)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MudFrog, Apr 25, 2002.

  1. MudFrog

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    Court case of the pregnant lady (I\'m assuming it\'s not real)

    COURT DOCKET - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

    A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus.
    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
    again. The man seemed more amused. When, on the
    fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
    to the driver and he had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
    (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this..
    When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help
    but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that
    said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
    grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that
    said, "Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling",
    and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a
    sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick",
    and I could hardly contain myself. BUT your Honour,
    when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
    that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented
    this Accident"... I just lost it.
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    Re: Court case of the pregnant lady (I\'m assuming it\'s not real)

    LMAO!!!!!
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: Court case of the pregnant lady (I\'m assuming it\'s not real)

    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif
     
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    Re: Court case of the pregnant lady (I\'m assuming it\'s not real)

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Re: Court case of the pregnant lady (I\'m assuming it\'s not real)

    <font color=blue> ROTFLMAO !!!!!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     

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