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COURT DOCKET 12659

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 18, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

    seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came

    up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to

    say for himself.

    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got

    on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under

    a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then

    she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce

    the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a

    deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I

    could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth

    time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have

    prevented this Accident"

    ... I just lost it."

    "CASE DISMISSED!!"
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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  3. Z3PR

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    [/ QUOTE ]I never seen it posted befor, but that doesn't mean it hasn't been.
     
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    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    I've seen it at least three times...maybe more. Nothing personal.

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    Yes, but worth reading again!

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