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Cowboy Boots

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Sep 28, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Arizona.
    Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
    on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking
    proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice
    anything different about me?"

    Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

    Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
    walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
    Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
    different NOW?"

    Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging
    down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be
    hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN
    BESSIE?! IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
    BOOTS!"

    To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat Sam... ya
    shoulda bought a hat."
     
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