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Cows, The Constitutuion, and The Ten Commandments

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BoondocK5, Jun 11, 2006.

  1. BoondocK5

    BoondocK5 1 ton status Author

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    Three Things to think about:

    1. COWS
    2. THE CONSTITUTION
    3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS




    COWS

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
    country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.





    THE CONSTITUTION

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
    Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
    worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.



    TEN COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
     
  2. MNorby

    MNorby 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Ain't that the truth
     

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