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Crime Does Pay

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    This tale proves that crime does pay, if you're fishing for elective
    surgery to go along with your stolen goods. A 24-year-old supermarket
    shoplifter stuffed five lobsters in his pants and sprinted for the
    door,
    but he never had a chance. The violated crustaceans brought the thief
    to
    his knees in front of startled cashiers when they fastened their
    powerful claws around his delicate parts.

    Doctors were able to remove the animals with pliers. They say the thief
    will fully recover -- except for one small detail. "It was a
    do-it-yourself vasectomy." This man's daring supermarket exploits make
    him one of the few Darwin Award winners to live to tell the tale. The
    supermarket manager declined to press charges, saying the culprit has
    already "gone through enough pain (to) learn his lesson."
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Thanks Wes! Now I have one of those stomac ache's like when you see someone get hit below the belt.
     
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    Finally.... stupidity was painful! I have been waiting for this day /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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