And now, the dumbest bank robber ever. According to Point of View, a magazine published by the Alameda County District Attorney's office, the guy walked into an Oakland bank and handed the teller a note reading, "This is a stikkup. Hand over all yer money fast." Guessing from this that the guy was no rocket scientist, the telling replied, "I'll hand over the cash as long as you sign for it. It's a bank policy: All robbers have to sign for their money." The guy thought this over, then said "Uh, I guess that's OK." And he signed his full name and address. And that's where the cops found him a few hours later.