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Cute vs. Beautiful~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 15, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia
    after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes
    fluttered open and he said, "You''re beautiful!" and then he
    fell asleep again.

    His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his
    side.

    A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said
    "You''re cute!"

    Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful"
    it was "cute."

    She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?

    His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
     
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    <font color=blue> When he come to completely ...... is she down right ugly then ?
     
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