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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 76zimmer, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    So the early part of my life...to 18 years I was a Detroit Fan. grew to hate em, and the dissappointment was never ending. While working with a guy from South Bend, he talked me into being a Bears fan, cause they were getting a new running back that had set a bunch of records in college. Walter Payton....never heard of him before that. Paid my dues with them to get to the Super Bowl. Maybe round 2 this year. For what the Bears have been, this is shaping up to be another great year.
    Off my soapbox now. Thanks for cutting your ear.
     
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    da bears are great
     
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    Da Raaaaidaaaas are greaaaaataaa :laugh: :laugh: :D :D :haha: :haha: !!!
     
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    Walter was good, but I liked Barry more. Crappiest O-line ever in detroit... it was pretty much 1 guy taking 11 guys to school.. and he did it regularly. Incredible. If Sanders had played for the cowboys in the 90s, I think he would have got 20,000 yards... easy.

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  5. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Yes, he was magical to watch. I liked Walters finish of a play. Giving a hit to the would be tackler, instead of just going down, or out of bounds.
     
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    And what the hell do you think Walter did? Not only did he not have an offense, for years he didn't have a defense either to let him rest. Hell, he was the Bears.
     
  7. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Gotta like that Defense, and now an offense too!!!!!!
    Go Bears. #1 Offense, and Defense (points scored/ points allowed)
    On to Arizona Monday night. Wahooooo
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    no question the bears sucked in 99% of Walters time with da Bears... but I'd still take their o-line over barrys in detroit. lol. they were that bad.

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    I'm a lifelong Steelers fan but have kind of adopted the Bears the last couple years and watch them as much as I can. I love the defense plus they have a lot of Sooners on that team(Tommy Harris is scary).
     
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    Bill Swerski: Good afternoon, my friends, and welcome to "Bill Swerski's Super Fans"! I'm Bill Swerski, and with me, as always, are the Super Fans: Pat Arnold..

    Pat Arnold: Hey, Bill.

    Bill Swerski: ..Todd O'Conner..

    Todd O'Conner: [ while chewing his food ] Bill.

    Bill Swerski: ..and Carl Wollarski.

    Carl Wollarski: How ya' doing, Bill?

    Bill Swerski: Alright, we're talking here, live from Ditka's, in the heart of Chicago, Illinois. The city of big shoulders, and home, of course, to a certain football team, which has carved out a special place in the pantheon of professional football greats. That team, which is known the world over, as.. Da Bears!

    Superfans: Da Bears!!

    Bill Swerski: Okay. Okay, by my watch, we're about thirteen minutes from game time. As you are sure aware, Da Bears are getting ready for the big play-off against Da New York Giants. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?

    Pat Arnold: Da Bears, 62 to 3.

    Bill Swerski: Okay. Todd.

    Todd O'Conner: Bears. 79-zip.

    Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Da Giants will score?

    Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Da Bears defense is like a wall. You can't go through it!

    Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?

    Carl Wollarski: I say Bears, 52 to 14.

    Pat Arnold: Oh, what? Come on!

    Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Da Giants credit - I think they'll give Da Bears a game!

    Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! As for my prediction.. at game's end, uh.. there won't be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Da Bears!

    Superfans: Da Bears!!

    Bill Swerski: 74 to 2! I mean, after all, our civic pride is on the line. Because, let's face it, if New York were to somehow beat Chicago, we'd never hear the end of it.

    Todd O'Conner: Aw, they would love it over there!

    Bill Swerski: You know, it's absurd, really, that we would even have to waste our time comparing ourselves to that crime-ridden rathole!

    Carl Wollarski: Absolutely!

    Bill Swerski: I mean, for example, which building would you rather have - the Empire State Building, or Da Sears Tower? Pat?

    Pat Arnold: Sears.

    Bill Swerski: Carl?

    Carl Wollarski: Sears is taller.

    Bill Swerski: Todd?

    Todd O'Conner: Sears.

    Carl Wollarski: Sears!

    Superfans: Da Sears!!

    Bill Swerski: Alright, alright! Now, let me shift gears here for a moment. What is God's role in this? Obviously, he's rooting for Da Bears.

    Pat Arnold: Otherwise, he wouldn't have put 'em in Chicago.

    Carl Wollarski: That's right.

    Bill Swerski: That's right. Da question is: Now, did God create Da Bears, and make them superior to all teams? Or is he simply a huge fan, and Ditka made them superior to all other teams?

    Carl Wollarski: That's a tough one.

    [ Waitress interrupts ]

    Waitress: Alright, guys, here's your food. Who had da bratwurst?

    Pat Arnold: I had da bratwurst.

    Waitress: Alright. Bratwurst. [ places down tray ]

    Carl Wollarski: I had da Polish sausage!

    Todd O'Conner: I ordered a knockwurst and pork chops!

    Bill Swerski: Yeah.. please, next time, bring da food during da commercials, darling, alright?

    Waitress: Just doing my job.

    Bill Swerski: Yeah, alright.

    [ Waitress exits ]

    Todd O'Conner: Could you pass the ketchup?

    Bill Swerski: Okay, well.. I see now that it's almost time for the foregone conclusion that is today's game.

    Pat Arnold; Not gonna be pretty!

    Todd O'Conner: Bears!

    Superfans: Bears!!

    Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what's your score of today's game?

    Carl Wollarski: Against Da Giants?

    Bill Swerski: Yes, give 'em a handicap.

    Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Giants 10. And that would finally be a good game.

    Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Giants 14.

    Todd O'Conner: What about Ditka? Would he be mini, too?

    Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

    Todd O'Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Giants 7.

    Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Ditka.

    Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

    Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.

    Bill Swerski: Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka field goal.

    Todd O'Conner: Bears!

    Superfans: Bears!!

    [ Danny Sheridan enters round table discussion ]

    Bill Swerski: Hey! As you fans know, sports celebrities like to frequent Ditka's. And oddsmaker Danny Sheridan has just sat down with us. Now, Danny.. what would the point spread be for a game like that? Ditka vs. Da Giants. Now, remember, it's only Ditka, not the regular Bears team.

    Danny Sheridan: Okay. I'm gonna say the Giants by about.. [ thinking ] ..800.

    Bill Swerski: Great, Danny. Now, are you from New York?

    Carl Wollarski: He lives in New York, eh, Pat?

    Bill Swerski: You like it there. You can stay there, as far as I'm concerned.

    Danny Sheridan: No, it's just that.. it's one guy, you know-

    Bill Swerski: Yeah, that's alright. Just take your crack pipe and go home! Get outta here, Danny!

    Todd O'Conner: Yeah, go shoot somebody with a gun!

    [ Danny Sheridan exits the room ]

    Bill Swerski: Alright, now let's get back to our discussion. Bears vs. the Assembled Choir of Heavenly Angels.

    Pat Arnold: The whole choir?

    Bill Swerski: Well, Saraphone, Jerebone - the whole nine yards.

    Pat Arnold: Angels.

    Carl Wollarski: Angels, but it's close.

    Todd O'Conner: Bears!

    Bill Swerski: Alright. Ditka vs. God in a golf match. Now, he's a good golfer.

    Pat Arnold: Ditka.

    Todd O'Conner: Dit-ka!

    Carl Wollarski: Ditka.

    Bill Swerski: Well, I see they're setting up the 40-foot screen, so I guess it's game time. Now, you enjoy the game, folks. Now, remember, next week - Bears-Niners. Alright, now Bears vs Stephen Douglas in a debate, what do you think?

    Superfans: Da Bears!! Da Bears!
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    :haha: Holy **** that brings back the memories.....:haha: :haha: :haha: :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    "Who would win in a fight? Ditka, Or a Huricane?"






















    "thats a trick question the huricanes name is ditka"


    lol
     
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    Ditka gets no love from the jek-ster. I'm sorry, but if you go to the superbowl and run up 50 points on a hapless patriots team and you can't even get walter one touchdown after all the years he suffered with chitty bears teams... you are worthless doo-doo.

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    I am an avid believer of rooting for where you have roots . If I still lived in Michigan , I would root for Detroit . I root for Arizona since I have been here longer . Well I would root for Arizona if I liked football . I watch AZ Diamondbacks baseball ( next year we are the west with some pitching additions , and the young un's ) and Nascar , where I can relate to a lot of the stars :thumb:
     
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    Go Tigers,

    I can't believe you would drop the lions just cause they suck!!! I've been a lions fan forever and I've thought about changing but I know sometime in my lifetime they might have a good team. That is all.
     
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    Dont like the Lyons,
    Dont like the Bears,
    Dont like the Packers!
    You should be able to figure out who my team is :D
     
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    my cuz had a contract with the bears, i think 2 seasons ago. got cut after pre season... dont know much else, stoped talking to everyone once he signed, whatever though.
     
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    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    9-1 now....gotta get up on New England early to win that one though, tough D. How ya feel about those lions now? I think they've one like 1 playoff game since 57'. OUCH. get rid of Millen. Better yet get rid of FORD
     
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