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Damn biscuits!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Aug 25, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    This probably isn't even true, but it's still funny :D TGIF! :saweet: :woot:



    KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

    Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    And, yes, Lisa is a blonde.
     
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    :d :d :d
     
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    colbystephens 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    yeah, that story's been around for a long time. i just watched a mythbusters episode on discovery where they tried to see if it were possible for this situation to occur, and sure enough it can! :)
     
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    URBAN LEGEND.................
    I had my wife convinced for like two years that the same thing happend near us. Simpletons fall for the simple stuff everytime............
     
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    Whatever.... killjoy:rolleyes:
     
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    Really, Cheryle, how many times do we have to go thru with this? :haha:
     
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    I don't know, WEs, why do you have to be such a Prick?:D :p: :haha:
     
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    Over reacted... :haha:
     
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    oh now come on, play nice boys and girls.
     
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    P!

    Hahahaha, repoop
     
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    Poor Cheryle, is everyone picking on you tonight?
    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Didn't get it all out the first time, eh?
     
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    ^^^I SAID^^^

    Tough crowd:rolleyes: :crazy: :o :doah:
     
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    We know. We just like f***ing with you! :wink1: :wink1: :wink1: :haha:
     

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