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Damn Women Drivers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pure Insanity, Apr 25, 2003.

  1. Pure Insanity

    Pure Insanity 1/2 ton status

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    Women Drivers
    My name is Bob. Driving to my office this morning on New Mexico
    Interstate 40 near Central & Tramway, I looked over my shoulder to the
    left and there was a woman in a brand new Corvette, with her face up
    next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away
    for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in
    my lane, still working on her eye liner.
    It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the
    Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. In all the confusion, of trying to
    straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it
    knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks
    coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS,
    ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
    DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!


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  2. ChevyHuny

    ChevyHuny 1/2 ton status

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  3. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    that's so true, because guys can do all that at once and stay in there own lane, while women can't even do one thing and stay in there lane /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

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  4. FL84K5

    FL84K5 1/2 ton status

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    I'd sue Starbucks.
     
  5. 4x4dreamer

    4x4dreamer 1/2 ton status

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    I used to live in Albuquerque, that intersection is a PITA anyway. My best friend had an apartment up there. God I miss that place. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     

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