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DAMNIT!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by zakk, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. zakk

    zakk 1/2 ton status

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    There was this couple that had been married for 20
    years. Every time they made love the husband always
    insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20
    years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy
    habit. So one night, while they were in the middle
    of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
    on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her
    husband was holding a battery operated pleasure
    device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger
    than a real one. She goes completely ballistic. "You
    explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
    calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the
    kids."

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    jacob
     
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    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market.
    I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

    So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These
    vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any
    poisonous chemicals?"

    "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to
    do that yourself."
     
  6. zakk

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