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Damnit......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 87BrnRsd, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. 87BrnRsd

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    Damnit...im too drunk to be worth anything. I went to a small party tongiht, and saw a girl that was attractive, nice body, nice face, nice boobs, granted i was attracted to her immediately......ummm but i was too drunk to realize that when her (guy) friend said she was interested in me, that she really was. She didnt say anything to me before that but she definitely had an interest in me, i just thought my friends "jokes" about her being interested in me were just "jokes." Damnit, now i feel like a dumbass cause i was really attracted to her, and instead of writing this post, i could be with a smoking hottie with a nice rack......:doah: ....my drunk ass is worthless................
    -Harrison
     
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    Dude, don't make me come over there and pummel your ass. Freshmen....:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Do you at least know her name? I'm sure the interest will carry over, that is, if you knew her before you got smashed.
     
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    Awww, and you sound like such a gentleman!

    "Madame, your rack, it is magnificent!"
     
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    way to go retard
    rule #1: never get to drunk to play with boobies
    those crazy birds
     
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    I went out with a girl once instead of getting drunk, ya know what happened, I woke up married....
     
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    and look how far it got you
    sheeplover
     
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    I oncer heard of a man playing with boobies drunken! He was trambped by thier magestic blue feet! Though beautiful, they can be vicious, like the proud boobies.
     
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    pretty bird, pretty bird
     
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    Strangely, my wifes boobies have turned blue and have the ability to trample me they hang so low.. But it's cool that just means I don't have to get up from where I fell....:D
     
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    i would love some boobies right now
    they taste like chicken
    kinda
     
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    I believe we have lost Harrison to the land of porcelain and tile. That, or linen and bad headaches.
     
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    eat yo dinner, eat yo pork 'n beans. I eat more chicken any man ever seen, yeah yeah. I'M A BACK DOOR MAN!!!" Jim Morrison ...
     
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    or linoleum and porcelain if you live in a cheap house
     
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    Number two on that one. Just woke up with a kickin headache. Ohhh....and i dont remember her name :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah: :doah:
    -Harrison
     
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    wow....this thread turned funny real fast.:haha: :haha: :haha:
    -Harrison
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: aaaa thats rich.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    i've done that in the past.:rolleyes: once was at a street party in detroit. the whole mile is blocked off and it gets crazy. the next day my mom.s boy friend asked "who was that hot blonde you were dancing with?" and i didn't remember any of it.:mad: LOSER
     
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    Well it at least makes me feel better to know someone else has done something similar. :doah:
    -Harrison
     
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    But say it with a French accent. To add a bit of class.:haha:
     

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