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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 23, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in
    business, this problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a
    new manager for the company, so he set up three interviews.

    The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was
    very interesting. At the end of the interview, Dave asked him, "Do you
    notice anything different about me?"

    "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the
    reply. Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the
    office.

    The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
    first guy, Again Dave asked her the same question, "Do you notice
    anything different about me?"

    "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears." Dave again got upset
    and chucked her out in a rage.

    The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a
    young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was
    handsome, and he seemed to be a better candidate than the first two put
    together. Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the
    same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?"

    Much to his surprise the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact
    lenses, don't you?".

    Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person.
    "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.

    The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
    "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no freaking ears!"
     
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