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Dave

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Feb 10, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends
    most evenings bowling, playing basketball or working out at the gym.
    His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so, for his birthday,
    she takes him to a local strip club.
    The doorman at the club greets
    them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
    Mary is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
    says Dave. "He works out at the gym with me."
    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual
    Budweiser. Mary is now becoming uncomfortableand says, "You must come
    here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey,
    she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
    A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave.
    "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
    Mary, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave
    follows and spots his wife getting into a cab. Before Mary can slam the
    door, Dave jumps in beside her. Right away she starts screaming at him.
    The cabby turns his head and says,
    "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
     
  2. captain chaos

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    i can relate /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

    DAVE /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    damn i hate it when that happens
     
  4. 4x4dreamer

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    I hate when you get nervous and kill the hooker....that's the worst.
     

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