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Dayvorce

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Mar 27, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
    The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
    The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces".
    The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres".
    The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays".
    The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
    The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere."
    The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?
    The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, That's where I parks the John Deere."
    The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?".
    The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30".
    The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?".
    The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce".
     
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    My one buddy at work used to say.."You know why divorce costs so much?! Because it's WORTH IT!!" He ended up moving down south for his wifes job's sake...and ended up divorced!? LOL!! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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