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dead puppy question (joke/skit)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BranndonC, Dec 29, 2005.

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How much to kill a puppy

  1. 0-1000

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  2. 1001-9999

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  3. 10000-50000

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  4. 50001-250000

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. 250001-500000

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. 500001-999999

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 1000000-499000000

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  8. 500000000+

    6 vote(s)
    35.3%
  1. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    how much money would it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?

    watch this whole video then answer the poll

    http://oldeenglish.org/puppy.html
     
  2. BranndonC

    BranndonC 3/4 ton status

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    i forgot the no money option! oops, lol just use the last choice for no amount of money
    i'm not sick, i love dogs, we took our 3 goldens to the park today, I just think the people in this video make it funny to watch.
     
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  3. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    There are some guys that are just ass kicking's waiting to happen though.... They should've offered some of them testosterone shots instead.
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    I would kill everyone in that video for free and then I would eat the puppy.:crazy:
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Depends on the puppy
     
  6. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I prefer labrador.
     
  7. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Wouldn't take much. Perhaps a loud yell from behind or wear something completely out of fashion and the heart attacks would commence....
     
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  8. RubberFloorMat

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    there are more people that need killin than any animals.

    but cows,chickens,pigs,deer,elk,moose and some fish taste so good..


    its just illegal.:mad:
     
  9. TSGB

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    Story time.

    Was working a slow day at the factory (swing shift) this summer, and one of our guys was out mowing the lawn to keep busy. He comes in all broken up, and drags me out there. He had hit a baby rabbit with the mower. He cracked, so I had to take care of the rabbit. I picked it up, and it was just a torso and a head, the legs had been removed almost perfectly, and the rabbit was still alive. Sick feeling with it wriggling around in my hand, but I had to put it out of it's misery. The first twist of the neck didn't do it, and it screamed. My buddy just about threw up, and I finished the rabbit as fast as I could. Later we found out there was a den, with like 6-7 other babies in the ground. Took them out into the field to try to make it on their own, minus one. :(
     
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    My cats a slayers, every spring I have baby rabbit dismembered bodies all over the property,,,
     
  11. surpip

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    GD quick time
     
  12. GotLabs

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    I agree with that! Wont be long and there wont be anything but metro's running around.

    As for the puppy, I have been bitten by puppies and could have easily choked the life out of them then. My daughter saved their little stinking lives. I am talking about your run of the mill mutt puppies that lived under my moms riding lawnmower and I wanted to get them out and gone to a good home. In all actuallity, the owners of the puppy parents should be the ones getting choke slammed. As for the poll, depends on the puppy and if he pissed me off or not.:mad:
     
  13. Leper

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    If that guy came up to me and asked that question, I would punch him in the throat.
     
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    For free.
     
  15. darkshadow

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    AH SELECTIVE they sould have gone back to the guy who said 5 bucks.

    id do it, for a house and a shop full of 60's
     
  16. mofugly13

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    When I go hunting, I'm actually paying to kill animals. I wouln't kill a puppy for no good reason, but who knows. The only thing that stops people from saying they would is the "cute" factor. A life is a life. I have squashed, burned, pesticided (??), a zillion insects, for free! I killed a tiny fawn that had been severely injured by some predator with my bare hands. I figured it was more humane than leting it starve, or be eaten alive. I'm sure he made a good meal for some critter out there. It was sad, though. My brother'd girlfriend wanted me to shoot a stray cat on their farm, because she didn't want it knocing one of her cats up. I said no, kill it yourself. It simply wasn't a good enough reason for me. That cat DID end up impregnating her cat, and now my mom has one of the cutest, friendliest little kittens you have ever seen. I am not fond of the needless wasting of life, when my friends were shooting robins with bb guns as kids, I shot ONE and realized that that wasn't for me. That's just a waste of a life. I can think of many good reasons to kill critters though. For food, clothing, to protect livestock, pest control, etc. But to kill a puppy just for money?? Show me a big pile of cash, then I'll decide.
     
  17. Desert Rat

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    Show me any cash, and then I'll decide....:D
     
  18. BranndonC

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    i'm thinking all the people who said 0 are meaning they wouldnt do it
     

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