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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
    fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
    understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
    her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
    what we had expected it to be.

    When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
    under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be
    a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.
    Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I
    knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about
    five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
    situation. I headed straight out the front door ...

    There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He
    was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid
    and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
    congratulated me on passing their little test.

    Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
    their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or Should I
    keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason was I was
    walking out to my car was to get a condom?
     
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