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Dear Ma and Pa:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Dec 14, 2003.

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  1. Z3PR

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    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine
    Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up
    quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first
    because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I
    like to sleep late.

    Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
    shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood
    to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is
    not so bad, there's warm water.

    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
    etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant,
    pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit
    between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds
    you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't
    walk much.

    We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks
    to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him
    different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
    Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is
    nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some.

    The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around
    and frown. They don't bother you none.

    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals
    for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a
    chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the
    Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable
    and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in
    boxes.

    Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get
    to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they
    break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home.

    I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over
    in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6"
    and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
    get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

    Your loving daughter, Mary Lou
     
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    [/ QUOTE ]I see you say that alot, but really wonder if some of them have been posted befor or not. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    I see you say that alot, but really wonder if some of them have been posted befor or not.

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    I see you say that alot, but really wonder if some of them have been posted befor or not.

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    I see you say that alot, but really wonder if some of them have been posted befor or not.

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    repost of a repost of a whining repost
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    repost of a repost of a whining repost

    [/ QUOTE ] Could you please explain to me how the f_ck you figure I'm whining ???
     
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    well that wasnt directed at you, even though that last comment kinda makes the point..it was a joke aimed towards bubba ray sister kisser-claus...
     
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    Oh, okay. It's just so meny people have said I was whining about one thing or another when they didn't understand the point I was making. Guess I was just confuced there.
     
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    yeah dood was just poking fun here..btw, WTF is that in your avatar??
     
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    My avatar is 790 the phycodic robot head from the TV show "LEXX"
     
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    wtf is LEXX?? must be a northern tv show or somethin LOL
     
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    Well, I'm 95% I'm the one who posted it orginally on here. Oh by the way, it's confused /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    Well, I'm 95% I'm the one who posted it orginally on here. Oh by the way, it's confused /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]I don't understand your obsession with spelling and grammar. It's not like it really matters. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    its spelled many not meny...
     
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