Okay, after a glitch in the system, we are back on line so it's time. First, let's all review the rules with the one amendment the Order of the Wanker has made. And one more thing, I am going through my saved e-mails and will be posting all nominations that I received. If you nominated someone and do not see it, please repost. I'm sure I didn't recieve some of the 145,694 nominations Z3PR received./forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I, Bubba Ray Boudreaux, the Whole F'N Wanker, hereby call to order this meeting for nominations for the next Wanker of the Month. First order of business is the minutes. Since this is the first meeting, there are no minutes to read. Second order of business is to explain the rules and regulations of nominating a member of this here community as the next titleholder of Wanker of the Month. Rule 1. All nominees must be a regular poster of CK5. Rule 2. Any member may nominate another member, but a member may not nominate themselves. Rule 3. A brief, detailed synopis (y'all surprise ole Bubba Ray knows these big words, yo!) of why the member is being nominated as Wanker of the Month. This synopis is to include a specific incident or two that occurred on this board and why the person being nominated can uphold the title. Also, links must be posted as evidence if there is little knowledge of said incident(s). Rule 4. There is one exemption to Rule 3. ThatK30Guy, better known as Wes, if nominated, specific incidents do not have to be included since a few of us know what the chat room is like when he is present. Rule 5. Previous title holders may be nominated. Rule 6. Multiple members may be nominated for one nomination. Example would be if someone nominated the active female participants in that sick, gay pic posting thread that I do believe, happyfully, has died. Rule 7. All nominations are suject to final approval by the Order of the Wanker. Rule 8. The cutoff date for nominations is set by the Order of the Wanker. The cutoff date for this particular election will be Sunday night, day or whenever I feel like it. Rule 9. All rules, regulations and revisions are subject to change at any time by the Order of the Wanker. Rule 10. When the time to vote has come upon us, votes will be counted as follows; if a member recieves one nomination, then one vote is one vote. If a nominee recieves 4 nominations, then each vote that person recieves will count as 4 votes. This isn't South Africa. Furthermore, this rule has been amended. On top of the tally schedule, each nominee will receive the electoral votes of his resident state. For example, if Fartman receives 5 votes and 10 nominations, he receives 50 votes, but since he is from the state of Confusion, that state has 24 electoral votes, so Fartman receives 24 more votes. Rule 11. The Order of the Wanker is comprised by the previous winners of Wanker of the Month. So as of right now, I AM THE LAW WHEN IT COMES TO THE WANKER OF THE MONTH!!!!! AMENDMENT TO RULES: IF I FIND OUT THAT A NOMINATION OR ATTEMPT AT A NOMINATION IS THE RESULT OF A PERSONAL PISSING CONTEST BETWEEN THE INVOLVED PARTIES, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS ACTIVITY.