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DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST LESBIANS!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Mar 21, 2002.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I, Bubba Ray Boudreaux, hereby declare war on the nation of Lesbianism. I first disavow my own lesbian because I'm just a man darnit!!!!! It was just dandy when Beulah Ray brought home her best friend, a lesbian. It was also just dandy checking out the hottie last night who was bringing flowers to her domestic partner (WHAT????? Call her your friggin wife for crying out loud!!!!!!) who just had the baby. But this tears it. You do not, I MEAN do not hold a shrine to my other wife, (yeah, I know she doesn't know yet) Terri Clark on your friggin lesbian pride site. THAT IS SO WRONG!!!!!!!! This is war and with the last breath I breath, the last methane I pass, the last car I find in my yard, I will change each and every one (well, maybe don't the butch ones, just the hotties) into man loving, cooking in the kitchen, vacuuming the living room floor, doing my laundry, barefoot and pregnant by God women!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I like pizza...
     
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    Awww....come on now!!!

    Admit it, Bubba, you love watching the lesbians go at it on porno flicks!!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    he he, i dated a chick who is a lesbian now. i dont have any problems with lesbians. matter of fact i give them kudos.
    especialy if they are open about it
    Grant
     
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    you love watching the lesbians go at it on porno flicks!!!

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    I do, I do...
     
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    when i was 17, I went to a party where in 2 grls got it on on the kitchen table. Not just making out, they did it all. Talk about a formative experience in my life, yikes! At any rate, lesbians rule. Whether it be chicks experimenting at parties, or in porn, or where ever... lesbians are good times. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    J
     
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    "he he, i dated a chick who is a lesbian now."


    You sure you're not the reason?! LOL...just kidding /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...I love the women!

    ...except the butch ones that can bench press more than I can...blech!
     
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    <font color=blue> I too watched a show between two strippers in a Chicago strip club called The Crazy Horse ........ It was an unbelievable site to see to say the least !
     
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    Admit it, Bubba, you love watching the lesbians go at it on porno flicks!!!

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    Never said that. Was once a proud owner of that classic cinematic work of art, "Girls Behind Bars, PT. II." Even enjoyed the show at that party in Sacramento a few years ago, as were all the other guys; but they need to learn their place in the world and stay away from Terri, of course if I was involved it would be different. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    Should of seen my buddy, who's always talking about this one girl we went to school with and he's always talking about her (they still hang out to this day) when I told her my wife's best friend looks almost like her and she's a lesbian. He's always bugging me for pics.

    Terri is totally off limits!!!! I guess it's because I guess I get those vibs from her and I'm pretty good at picking lesbians out; even though I was flat out wrong the other night. It is kind of funny though. I'm sitting at the desk, and this hottie comes in bearing flowers. So I make the BellSouth call to the maternity ward, get the clearance and then start to sign her in. When I ask her the relationship between the patient and herself, she answers "domestic partner." Of course it's like hitting a brick wall. So I finish signing her in, she leaves and I'm just wondering if the other half is as hot. Then a couple of minutes later, I sign someone else in, and their last name is Gay. Friggin weird.
     
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    Well, as long as two women who are beautiful and very hot are lesbians or not, I'm gonna watch them do whatever the hell they want to get each other off!! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

    Now if you have two women who are butt ugly and 300 lbs. apiece, and they are lesbo's, then yeah, forget it, I would cringe and throw up when I see the sight of them going at it! /forums/images/icons/frown.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    I'm with ya. I just don't like the mental picture of my dream babe being into the same sex. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
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    So who's job is it to convert Fat Head(Rosie O)? Or are just going to let the lesbian community have her!!
     
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    For as ugly and fat as Rosie is, the lesbian community can keep her!!! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Hey im all for two hott chicks getting together ill watch any day, but tell the truth when you guys see two chicks that could be linbackers for the packers you dont want to hear about it!!!EVER!! thats who the real war should be against.
     
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    I don't agree with gay people.... and go by the bible on this.... but I have friends who are gay, but I don't care if they do what they do behind closed doors and don't tell me about it. It's not the people I have the issues with, it's the act, and i will tell them about what the bible says but I will not hate them for it because that is wrong to hate anyone. All you can dislike is the sin..... and as long as like I said they don't force me to be a part of it or talk about it then I can live with it, especially my friends because these are people who I do enjoy spending time with even though they are gay. Rosie now she just ticked me off because not only did she feel the need to talk about it on national tv she was like oh yeah it's soooo cool and was going on and on about it. I used to like her.... like in that movie A League of Their Own.... but after that she seemed to hit the big time. Then she just turned into a loud mouthed jerk.... gay or not, I can't stand her!
     
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    So who's job is it to convert Fat Head(Rosie O)? Or are just going to let the lesbian community have her!!

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    WHERE'S WES?????? I'm sure that someone who would admit/forums/images/icons/wink.gif to nailing Pamela Anderson would be proud to give Rosie a go around or two./forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Yeah but that is Rosie.... he'd have to be freaking farsighted to the extreme to do that... /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    I think Wes would go for it!!!!!! BTW, where is he? Is he ignoring us or did the mental image of getting it AWN with Rosie put him in a coma?
     
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    Unlike us he might actually be doing work at work.... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Unlike us he might actually be doing work at work...

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    I'm working, just trying to do some fancy school work. Oh I can't wait until next week and finally have a day off.
     

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