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Decoding a woman's personal ad:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Jan 31, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    This is prolly a repost, but I thought it was funny (and educational ;) )

    40-ish................................49

    Adventurous......................Slept with everyone

    Athletic..............................No breasts

    Average looking..................Mooooooo

    Beautiful............................Pathological liar

    Emotionally Secure.............On medication

    Feminist.............................Fat

    Free spirit..........................Junkie

    Friendship first...................Former slut

    New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned....................No BJs

    Open-minded.....................Desperate

    Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing

    Professional.......................Bitch

    Voluptuous........................Very Fat

    Large frame.......................Hugely Fat

    Wants Soul mate................Stalker
     
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    I had not read that before. Thats some funny stuff !:haha:
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: The mens list probably goes.. Future husband=that one will have to due for now:doah:
     
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    haha, too funny.... :haha:

    good stuff...:waytogo:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: That is hilarious
     
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    Ok by me
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Doh sorry I gots ta have the mommy bags and rumpage...Rubenesk:D
     
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    Hey, whatever aesthitic pleases you
     
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    chunky milky white german chicks.:haha:
     
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    holy hell...I grew up in a town where the county fairs are Heritagefest, Oktoberfest, and Bockfest...you'd be in heaven
     
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    I also enjoy the looks of a thin toupet wearin asian that wreaks of seafood...
     
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    Can't help ya there, I do know a professor though....
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    oooh with glasses is a plus...:haha: :doah:
     
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    no glasses, he does wear coke bottles though. :o
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Does this qualify as razzle dazzle, fumes? :rotfl:
     
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    Sometimes it's more dazzle then razzle...I do what I can to try and keep you all entertained, it's not easy ya know...
     

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