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Define Noob For This Noob!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CDA 455, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. CDA 455

    CDA 455 3/4 ton status

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    I've been wondering about this for awhile so I figured now is a good time to ask since UYB is whining about it :D :p: !!

    Please Define NOOB in regards to CK5 for me.
     
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    I enjoy when this can of worms gets opened every now and then. :D
     
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    n00b - Anyone who asks for the definiation of n00b.
     
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    I second the motion, do we have a vote?
     
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    Noobs are Bluebies.
     
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    WTF?:haha:
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
  9. jekbrown

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    anyone with less than 10,000 posts is an automatic newb.... someone with more than 10k might still be one if they have a jacked-up brain and keep asking for pics of rigs with 4" lifts and 35s. :thumb:

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    if you need to ask, you are a newb
     
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    you mean its not the little bits of TP that tangle up in your downstairs hairs?

    Balzer
     
  12. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    A nOOb, defined by me................................................

    A nOOb doesn't have to be one who just registered, for there are those who have been around a forum for years and still act like complete ass. A sure way to smell the scent of a nOOb is to look at the number of threads started by one person, but the thread topic is :yawn:. A bigger and better sign of identifying the nOOb is the topic of the thread in relation to what forum it is in. nOObs tend to join a specific forum, let's say CK5, since it's pretty specific, and those nOObs tend to start quasi-tech threads in the Lounge. A nOOb apparently misses the fact that those people that hang out in a general chit chat, off topic forum on a forum such as CK5 tend to shy away from vehicle related threads and use the off topic forums to discuss such things as WHORES, DRUGS, BOOZE, WEDDINGS, CHRISTMAS, VALENTINE'S DAY, COOKING, MUSIC, COLLEGE, MARRIAGE, DIVORCE, GUNS, POLITICS, RELIGION, KIDS, and numerous other topics totally unrelated to main topic of the forum.

    Another sure sign of a nOOb is the way they act. nOObs like to start trying to run the show as soon as they have clicked that little link in the confirmation e-mail. They come across as folks who want to buck the system and upset the way things are.

    That's just a little bit of what I have noticed over the years................
     
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    1. An ignorant **** stirrer who think he knows everything about every topic, is tougher than anyone including your Momma, and loves to flex his e-muscles from the relative safety of his spit, jizz, and fish cracker covered keyboard.

    2. An obnoxious youth who thinks he's a "funny guy" and shares his complete life story with no apology, including the unprotected poop chute incident. Every stupid day of this moron's life must be e-documented for posterity.

    3. The rare noob with humor and tact that is able to instantly fit in. This is the rare breed. They instinctively know when to speak and when to shut up. They make friends with ease and understand which boundaries not to cross. They don't run around with their rooster comb erect. I'll give the Craig Artzner Noob a plug here - since I started in 04 that would be the only noob I ever liked within the first week of his noob membership.
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:


    Finally, a genuine response :thumb: !!

    GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CK5 CLASS :deal: !!


    This quote should be a sticky at the front door of CK5 entrance :D !!
     
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    I don't eat fish crackers..........................................:mad:











































































































    :D
     
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    Just because I'm a noob doesn't mean I don't have feelings... bunch of assholes... :(
     
  17. Cricket

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    Well I figured doughnut glaze was an unfair and overly used stereotype. :rotfl:


    Don't be upset noobers because we were all noobs ourselves once. Just do your utmost to grow out of it sooner rather than later. In the meantime we will enjoy screwing with you. :D
     
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    Thanks James! :bow: :D
     
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    SILENCE NOOB!!!! :mad:





    :D
     
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    Another future sticky :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: !!


    Excellent job Jiminy-itch-it ( :D :haha:) !!
     

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