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Deja Moo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Mar 10, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    > A jumper cable walks into a bar.
    > The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
    > ---------------------
    > A sandwich walks into a bar.
    > The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
    > ----------------------
    > A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
    > ----------------------
    > A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
    > "A beer please, and one for the road."
    > ----------------------
    > Two cannibals are eating a clown.
    > One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
    > -------------------------
    > "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
    > "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
    > "Is it common?"
    > "It's not unusual."
    > ----------------------------
    > Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I
    was
    > artificially inseminated this morning."
    > "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"
    > -----------------------------
    > A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The
    shrink
    > says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
    > --------------------------------
    > Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
    > The other says, "Are you sure?"
    > The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
    > -----------------------------------
    > I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
    > any.
    > ---------------------------------
    > I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
    couldn't
    > reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "no, the steaks are too high."
    > -----------------------------------
    > Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
    the
    > craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
    and
    > heat it too.
    > ------------------------------------
    > A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the
    > doc.
    > "It's... um...well... I have five penises" replies the man.
    > "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
    > --------------------------------
    > What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f sh.
    > ----------------------------------
    > Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"
    > -------------------------------------
    > Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you
    drive"
    > ------------------------------------
    > Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
     
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    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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    <font color="green"> /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif You forgot one - A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch". </font>
     
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    Two nuns walk into a bar
    The third one ducks
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