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delete me- LET'S HIJACK RATCH'S THREAD!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by newyorkin, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    Seems I can't delete threads I've started...
     
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    CK5: Full of metaphors on life
     
  3. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hmmmmmm........

    Looks like a case for ...........THE THREAD-INATOR!!!!!!!












    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Might as well turn this one into a hijack.


    So, beaver oil, anyone?
     
  5. nc87k5

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    got some the other day :D .
     
  6. chevyfumes

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    Works for me.....[​IMG]Gotta love the RJ chop of Ratch...
     
  7. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Wow. I've heard that the elusive North Carolina beaver produces more oil when offered pickles. Apparently it's true.......
     
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    especially a jumbo "dill" :wink1: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Hmmmm, that reminds me. Women who attempt to handle beavers should remove their pantyhose first. Pantyhose can irritate beavers, and irritated beavers give off MUCH less oil.
     
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    how would we get alomg with out you sir???? :bow: let me right that down,wait where is that pen??? :haha: :haha:
     
  11. newyorkin

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    Yah, friggin hysterical :surepal:



    Very slick...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    my new sig!
     
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    Yes dill works. When combined with the scent of female deer(also known as dill-doe), some beavers have to been known to go into wierd convulsions.....
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    You wanna talk slick? Beaver oil is one of the slipperiest substances know to mankind. Another lesser-known fact is that once beaver oil starts to evaporate, it can actually be rejuvenated with a small amount of saliva.
     
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    gotta add that one too! :haha: :haha:
     
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    Steve's really gotta work in a delete option for editing new threads...




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    Where's BRB??? How's he missing out on this thread??
     
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    Right now Bubba is probably either thinking about beavers, looking at beavers, or dreaming about throwing beavers in jail.
     
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    Yeah, though I don't think he'd want to touch the beavers that have been in jail...
     
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    I caught him lurking earlier...
     

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